'Let-Us' Put a Band-Aid on it

This story also happened a while back when I was new... I will refer to another co-worker as 2nd in Command...

Setting: I am putting vegetables on a customers sandwich and I have run out of lettuce...

Customer: "I would like some lettuce..."

Me: "Hold on, let me go get some."

I run back to the cooler to look for a bag of opened lettuce to find that there are no open bags of lettuce.

I find a bag of unopened lettuce and bring it to the prep table.

I search around for something to cut open the bag with.

Knife! Perfect.

I start to use the small knife to open the bag like I've seen other co-workers do before.

Only they didn't cut themselves.

Me: "Ouch!"

2nd in Command: (Comes around the corner.) "What happened?"

Me: "I cut my finger when I was trying to open this bag of lettuce."

2nd in Command: "Ok lets put a Band-Aid on it."

Me: (Ha ha very funny.... 'Let-Us' put a Band-Aid on it.... dumb lettuce....)